You can’t hurt the girl with ignoring her presence
   She stands behind you as you do your impressions
   Of Jack the Lad with your friends at the local
   And when she wants you she’s surprised and hopeful
   You can’t hurt the girl, her word’s always sharper
   An answer, a look can normally cast her
   As evil and cunning with love there to conquer
   She with her wand can wave it and wander
  
   You can’t hurt the girl
   Nor could I
   Her heart’s been broken too many times
   You can’t hurt the girl
   You can’t hurt the girl
   And not cry
  
   You can’t hurt the girl, her heart has been broken
   She cried for a week, the wound remains open
   Her heart turned to oak, she wept like the willow
   You can’t hurt the girl
   Without tears on her pillow