Slush puppies, foul pavements
   Ice cream comes up on their pagers
   Break them up with a bucket of water
  
   Kids waving, shake babies
   Smile candy, through splinters
   Squeezed into ill-fitting stitches
   Squeezed into ill-fitting stitches
  
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
  
   You're funny, but not happy
   Self-effacing, self-protected
   Please save me from the wretched
   Please save me from the wretched
  
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
  
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
  
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
  
   Stay happy now
  
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
  
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
   Stay happy (where's my)
   Stay happy (favourite clown?)
  
   Did you get enough sleep? you look all tired
   Go to the beach