A man we passed just tried to stare me down
   And when I looked at you
   You looked at the ground
   I don’t know who he is but I think that you do
   Dad-gum-it! Who is he and what is he to you?
  
   Something in my heart and in your eye
   Tells me he’s not someone just passing by
   And when you cleared your throat was that your cue?
   Dad-gum-it! Who is he and what is he to you?
  
   When I add the sum of you and me
   I get confused and keep coming up with three.
   You’re too much for one man but not enough for two
   Dad-gum-it! Who is he and what is he to you?
  
   You tell me men don’t have much intuition
   Is that what you really think or are you wishin’
   Before you wreck your old home be certain of the new
   Dad-gum-it? Who is he and what is he to you?