My stupid mouth
  Has got me in trouble
  I said too much again
  To a date over dinner yesterday
  And I could see
  She was offended
  She said "well anyway..."
  Just dying for a subject change
    Oh, another social casualty
  Score one more for me
  How could I forget?
  Mama said "think before speaking"
  No filter in my head
  Oh, what's a boy to do
  I guess he better find one soon
    We bit our lips
  She looked out the window
  Rolling tiny balls of napkin paper
  I played a quick game of chess with the salt and pepper shaker
  And I could see clearly
  An indelible line was drawn
  Between what was good, what just slipped out and what went wrong
    Oh, the way she feels about me has changed
  Thanks for playing, try again.
  How could I forget?
  Mama said "think before speaking"
  No filter in my head
  Oh, what's a boy to do
  I guess he better find one
    I'm never speaking up again
  It only hurts me
  I'd rather be a mystery
  Than she desert me
    Oh I'm never speaking up again
  Starting now
    One more thing
  Why is it my fault?
  So maybe I try too hard
  But it's all because of this desire
  I just wanna be liked
  I just wanna be funny
  Looks like the jokes on me
  So call me captain backfire
    Oh, the way she feels about me has changed
  Thanks for playing, try again.
  How could I forget?
  Mama said "think before speaking"
  No filter in my head
  Oh, what's a boy to do
  I guess he better find one
    I'm never speaking up again
  It only hurts me
  I'd rather be a mystery
  Than she desert me
    Oh I'm never speaking up again
  Starting now