There's so much to be happy about
  In this life what a wonderful chance
  We have to work hard, play hard
  And maybe even find yourself a girl
  And make some romance
  So don't you think It'd be so lame
  To get all crazy drunk
  And start a fight?
  We'd much rather dance with some girls
  So if you want to fight
  Get the heck outta here you stupid fool!
    Please don't kill us
  We're just the Aquabats
  We're just trying to have
  A little fun
  Ha ha ha ha
  So if you want to fight
  We can duke it out
  Just please don't kill us
  With your gun
    We're all just peaceful little Aquabats
  We would never take a life
  We don't want to fight
  But if we must,
  Please be cool,
  No guns or knives.
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