What's my name?
  How long have I been here?
  Won't you stay?
  Why are you acting weird?
  Of course she left the picture, just to rub it in.
  I can't take this no longer - just put me in the bin.
  Bye bye brain.
    So long sanity.
  Everything went away when she left me.
  I can't think since this morning.
  My head is acting strange.
  It's all one big dull pain: bye bye brain.
  Am I dumb?
  Or was it all that rum?
  My feet are numb!
    This isn't any fun!
  She's probably somewhere laughing uncontrollably, and sticking little pins into a voodoo doll of me.