Well it's a chilly chilly evening
  and you're burning with desire
    Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
    I've been doin calestenics
  just to try to get in shape now
    Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
    The set is on and I'm watching a show
  but I can do it if you really must know
    I should of known by you actions
  what you're disposition's geared for
  but I've had a busy morning
  and my cranium is getting sore
    Because I've got a splitting hedachi
  And I don't wanna serve you now
  Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi
  now
    you said that you would give me head
  but I'd rather watch Johnny instead
    Well its pushin 2:30
  and you're feelin really dirty yeah
  you got my hand on my member
  and you're tryin to get a tremor yeah
    I can't stand it now the pain is so bad
  but its the worst thing a guy ever had
    [Chorus]