[Guy:] Do you love me baby?
  [Girl:] Yes
  [Guy:] Well how much do you love me?
  [Girl:] A whole bunch
  [Guy:] Well how much is a whole bunch?
  [Girl:] Well I don't know
  [Guy:] This much?
  [ SLAP ]
    Don't say sorry
  or call her baby
  and if she wants to go out
  say, "Maybe"
  Never let her get the upper hand
  A woman can't respect a weak man
    And if she talks back
  You just have to slap her down
  Give her that slap of love
  It will keep her coming around
    So she ran out?
  Let her pout!
  She just went down to the store
  You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer
  when she comes through that door
    She loves that stinging pain
  And she knows you'll have to do it again
    And if she talks back
  You just have to slap her down
  Give her that slap of love
  It will keep her coming around
    Don't feel sorry
  That's a mistake
  The biggest one you'll ever make
    I wouldn't trust her
  as far as I could throw her
  You might love her
  but you don't know her
  Show her your love with a slap
  You know that she will come back
    Now your looking at the rings on your hand
  And your feeling like a hell of a man
  The woman now knows her place
  I can see it in her rosy face
    And if she talks back
  You just have to slap her down
  Give her that slap of love
  It will keep her coming around
    Show her your love with a slap