Seven hits of L
  and nobody could tell
  So I spent every dime
  just to get to Aniehem
    I was in the Magic Kingdom
  Now I'm in the Carribean
  You get something really wicked
  when you spend an E-ticket
    High adventure on the sea,
  but it's not the life for me
  Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
  I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
  Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25
    Where can I hide?
  I don't want to buy a bride
  I'm alone as I float
  Hey, there were others in my boat
    Up ahead, one of the men
  he said he would be my friend
  He'd guide me to the hole
  If I deeded him my soul
    To the hole I didn't make it
  That doesn't mean he didn't take it
  He laughed at my plight
  He said you'll be one of us tonight
    High adventure on the sea,
  but it's not the life for me
  Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
  I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
  Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25
    He was right, I'm still here
  as I have been, for over a year
  With my last bit of hope,
  a tin can and rope
  I just want to break free
    But I can't get away
  No I can't get away
  cause that damn dog's got the key
  No one listens as I tell
  of my ordeal in this cell
    They stand right by
  but they don't fell
  Is this for real?
  Is this for real!