I want to be a Cowboy
  I got to be a Cowboy
  I'm born to be a Cowboy
  I want to be a Cowboy
  A Cowboy! Uh-huh
    Tonight we're taking me fast car
  Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar
  I'm gonna wait till the club is full
  and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull
    Cowboy look is the one I sought
  Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
  To be a true Cowboy was my fate
  I can't help it if I was born late
    All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats
  and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat
  We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes
  and stomp around like a bunch of goons
    Cowboy look is the one I sought
  Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
  To be a true cowboy was my fate
  I can't help it if I was born late
    We're all OD'd on the Olden West
  seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best
  I can ride that phony bull so damn good
  Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood
    Cowboy look is the one I sought
  Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
  To be a true cowboy was my fate
  I can't help it if I was born late
    I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside
  My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide
  After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies
  I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's
    Cowboy look is the one I sought
  Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
  To be a true cowboy was my fate
  I can't help it if I was born late
    Find out who all fights the best
  We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest
  Those damn punks are crazy (though)
  and meaner than a bull at a rodeo
    Cowboy look is the one I sought
  Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
  To be a true cowboy was my fate
  I can't help it if I was born late
    You call me an Urban clone of course
  A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse
  With a broken nose and a fucked up knee
  Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me
    Cowboy look is the one I sought
  Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
  To be a true cowboy was my fate
  I can't help it if I was born late
    Yee Haw
    Cowboy look is the one I sought
  Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
  To be a true cowboy was my fate
  I can't help it if I was born late
    ( I couldn't make it as a Punker )