[Intro: Puff Daddy]
    Heh, heheheh
    I got, no time for fake niggaz
  Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz
  From East to West coast spread love niggaz (that's right)
  And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (say what?)
    I got, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)
  Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)
  From East to West coast spread love niggaz (that's right)
  And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (he-heh)
  [1] - ("How you figure that your team can effect my cream?" - B.I.G.)
  I got, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)
  Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)
  [2] - ("I rely on Bed-Stuy to shut it down if I die" - B.I.G.)
  >From East to West coast spread love niggaz (ha hahh, that's right)
  And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (let's go)
    [Verse One: Lil' Kim]
    Yeauhhh, I Momma, Miss Ivana
  Usually rock the Prada, sometimes Gabbana
  Stick you for your cream and your riches
  Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches
  Puff Daddy pump the Hummer for the summer
  I follow -- in the E-Class with the goggles
  96 models, Bad Click on the stroll
  (Tell em how we roll) Cruise control
  Nuttin make a woman feel betta
  than Berrettas and Amarettas, butta leathers and mad cheddaz
  Chillin in a Benz with my ami-gos
  Tryin to stick a nigga for his pe-sos
  If you say so's, then I'm the same chick
  that you wanna get with, lick up in my twat
  Gotta hit the spot, if not don't test the poom poom
  nanny nanny, punanny donny, heyyy!
    [Chorus: Puff Daddy]
    Heyyy, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)
  Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)
  From East to West coast spreadin love niggaz (that's right)
  And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (he heh)
  [1] - ("How you figure that your team can effect my cream?" - B.I.G.)
  I got, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)
  Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)
  [2] - ("I rely on Bed-Stuy to shut it down if I die" - B.I.G.)
  From East to West coast spreadin love niggaz (that's right)
  And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures
    [Verse Two: Puffy (Kim moaning in the background), Lil' Kim]
    How you like it baby? Uhh, from the front
  Uhh, from the back, give that ass a smack
  Bet your man won't do it like that
  Can't work the middle, plus his thing too little
  Let me grab your ta-ta's, do the cha-cha
  Work down your ta-ta's do the cha-cha
  Make you scream Pa-pa
    You da best, Da Da
  Now watch mama, go up and down dick to jaw crazy
  Uhh! Say my name baby (okay)
  Before you nut, I'ma dribble down your butt cheeks
  Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little
  I'm drinkin babies, then I cracks for the Mercedes
  Act shady, and feel my three-eighty *gun cocks*
  or the raven, oohwee I see
  Your girl ain't a "Freak Like Me", or Adina
  Huh, can't fade the rhinoceros of rap (say what?)
  Lil' Kim pussy (uhh) how preposterous is that? (ha hah!)
    [Chorus: subst 'Got' for 'Heyyy', minus B.I.G. samples]
    [Verse Three: Lil' Kim]
    Uhh, right back at cha, the one Cleopatra (say what?)
  Diggin in your stash
  (Niggaz think they gonna get some ass) No money money
  no licky licky -- fuck the dicky dicky
  and the quickie, gimme your loot
  Your Mac-11 then shoot
  Your game ain't sweet, John Paul peeps
  shouldn't compete, if you can't wet it, forget it
  Don't sweat it, I bet it'd
  make ya cum smooth if you let it
  Huh, you can't stop a bitch from ballin
  Ha-ha to la-la to drive-by's they be callin, and you ain't know
  While you be kickin that old shit (talk to me) we makin hits
  Platinum and gold shit (we don't stop)
  I stay draped in diamonds and pearls
  Beside every man is a Bad Girl
  (That's right... nine-six Bad Boy c'mon)
    [Chorus to end, broken down by four line groups]
  [1st group: w/o B.I.G]
  [2nd group: w/o B.I.G.]
  [3rd group: B.I.G. sample #1 twice]
  [4th group: B.I.G. sample #2 twice + voiceover]
  Spread love, c'mon
  [5th group: B.I.G. sample #1 twice]
  [6th group: B.I.G. sample #2 twice]
  [7th group: w/o B.I.G. + voiceover]
  As we proceed, to give you what you need!
  We continue on!
  [8th group: w/o B.I.G. + voiceover]
  Uh-uh, uh-uh, c'mon!
  Hahah
  [fades into 9th group]