And now we proudly present
  songs perverse and songs of lament
  a couple hymns of confession
  and song that recognize our sick obsessions
  so sing along, i'm on the ugly organ again
  sing along, i'm on the ugly organ
  so let's begin
  
  there's no use to keep a secret
  everything i hide ends up in lyrics
  so read on, accuse me when you're done
  if it soudns like i did you wrong
  
  our father who art in heaven
  save me from the wreck i'm about to drown in
  didn't i learn anything
  counting out my sins on rosery beads?