You're coming off like you're Van Damme
  You've got Kenny G, in your Trans Am
  You've got names like Billy Ray
  Now you sing Hip Hop Hooray
  Put your Dakleys and your stone wash on
  Watching MTV and you mosh on
  #1 on the side and don't touch the back
  #6 on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack
  Shiny chrome rims never rusted
  Driving through the tunnel, you might get busted
  Never trusted, Mullet head
  You know you took that girl to bed
  Cruising 8th Street Saturday night
  Trying to find a head shop, looking to fight
  You've got that stonewash derriere
  Spike the top because the week-end is here
  You wanna know what's a mullet? well
  I got a little story to tell
  About a hair style, that's way of life
  Have you ever seen a Mullet wife?
  Yo, take a chill B, check out my Spillbee
  'Cause you don't know about the Mullet head
  Cruise in my Iroc, stonewash on my cock
  Got it like that 'cause I'm the Mullet head
  Put me on trial 'cause I'm worth your while
  Pass me the comb 'cause I'm the Mullet man
  Read the New York Post, read a story
  About Joey Buttafooco in all his glory
  They said he tried to freak it with a high school girl
  Pimpin' Amy Fisher to the rest of the world
  A real lover man, a real Cassanova
  Joey got horny and now he's over
  Amy got pissed, shot his wife
  Joey gest to jail for the rest of his life
  Cut the sides, don't touch the back