I can't think straight
  Take a look, look at me
  What you get is what you see
  ride a bike drive a car
  Vegan Pie cut a fart
  on the bus on the train
  Tami D on the brain
  Can't explain like the who
  now it's time to do the do
  I can't think straight
  On my couch with a pen
  Where's the phone again again
  Can't control rhythm rhyme
  Naked beats on the mind
  I am yes you are no
  I am yes you are no
  You are no I am yes
  I can't think straight
  Goodevening ladies
  My name is Roy Cormier
  [This part is not printed, it's what I could make out from
  the record] I like it smooth personally. I mean, a lot of
  fellas, they like it raw. Personally, I prefer smooth, you
  know, like the coconut lotion, i'm talkin' i run a lot of
  productions company productions, keepin' it on the
  smooth, generally. on the coconut, and uh, you know
  with the coconut lotion and all, keeping it lovely, it's uh,
  you know, nothing but love, baby baby