Here here we go from Japan to Romeo
  my flow is slow and it's ya know my first time on radio
  Now some say I'm foul, some say I'm wild
  and that all might be true
  but it did not happen overnight
  so let me tell my tale to you
  It started out when I was six just tellin' dirty jokes
  my mother overheard and washed my mouth out with soap
  Now as I grew I always knew what it was for me to do
  never front just be blunt and always tell the truth
  Never fake, I never act like something that I'm not
  remember me I'm that foul mouthed kid that lived around your block
  You thought that I was crazy like a dog chasin it's tail
  and by the time I turned of legal age I'd probably be in jail
  In school my teachers thought I was just a foul mouthed freak
  now their yearly salary is what I make in just one week
  So to thepeople who used to say u think u know it all
  maybe I do and maybe I don't but right now I'm standin tall...
  And u don't know me
  It's funny how one kid can cause so much confusion
  Parents should be happy I'm the dop their kids are using
  Now some people think this business is all fame and glory
  but there's a flip side to that truth so let me kick my story
  It took me oh so long to reach the point I'm at
  Every time I take one stip forward they push me two steps back
  I give an inch they take a mile some try to cramp my style
  they try to diss they shoot they miss
  I walk off with a smile
  But time will pass and I'll out last anyone who doubts me
  and the booty naked truth is u don't know shit about me
  So when I'm in your town to nearst mic please kindly show me
  so u can see what's really me and find out u don't know me
  Cuz u don't know me
  Now u might wanna party man so here's your party jam
  Hey girly in that skirt I want u just like Uncle Sam
  Let's knock boots, let's knock boots right down to the nitty gritty
  with every drind 'n every blink u seem to get more pretty
  So out the bar straight to my car now what's left to do
  she was sayin I love u so I said yeah I love you to
  (Ha!)
  Next day I awoke I almost choked
  who's bringin me inside,
  my head was ringin' heard people singin' "here comes the bride"
  Thinkin just what was I drinkin as I looked around to see
  the girl I met last night was at the alter waitin on me
  Next thing I know I'm face to face with holy matrimony
  looked at that bitch and I quick screamiN'
  u don't know me...She didn't know me
  Girls around this country think I'm nasty think I'm sexist
  but they bought my first L.P.
  u know-Grits Sandwiches for Breakfast
  Sayin ooh your this and oooh your that uh uh uh hold up cutie
  What's your favorite song off that L.P.
  "Ah, Wax that Booty"
  A lesson taught, I know you thought my dirty raps were kinda funny
  but close minded people thought I was only out to make money
  But check on back cuz it's a fact obscenity is no new thing
  remember Chuck Berry and when he sang My Ding A Ling
  But for me I feel what I see and I say just what I feel
  and in this world everything I see u know is all too real
  Even though I don't look the same cuz I cut off my flat top
  I'll always say just what I feel cuz that's the real Kid Rock...
  And u don't know me.