I woke up today
  on a hospital bed
  and the white coats say
  "You were next to dead".
  But you're the perfect criminal
  and so we gave you life.
  You're the perfect criminal
  and we need the perfect crime.
  
  What you did before,
  believe that we don't care.
  Your country needs you now
  and this is why you're here.
  
  'Cause you're the perfect criminal
  and there'll be a time
  for the perfect criminal
  to commit the perfect crime.
  
  Say your lines like we taught you to
  and you'll be just fine in the interview.
  Help the minister and understand
  that he saved your life, he's your only friend.
  
  You're the perfect criminal
  and so we gave you life.
  You're the perfect criminal
  and we need the perfect crime.
  
  Yes, you're the perfect criminal
  and there'll be a time
  for the perfect criminal
  to commit the perfect crime