I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man
  I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can
  Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan
  Healthy
  
  Start the day with yoga
  Live in harmony
  Then purge the guts real good
  And have some oriental tea
  
  Then I stroll into the garden
  Where I'm working nude
  You see, I grow my own plants
  Yeah, I'm a healthy dude
  
  I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man
  I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can
  Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan
  
  Healthy
  
  Live by my carrot
  I'll save you from decay
  Think de-caffeinated
  Throw your cigarettes away
  
  I'm a vegetarian
  And you should be one too
  And sound mind in sound body
  I know what best for you
  
  I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man
  I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can
  Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan
  
  Yoghurt
  
  Then one day it happened
  The healthy man got sick
  He ate all kinds of herbs
  But they wouldn't do the trick
  
  The healthy man got desperate
  But no one gave a fuck
  He took one step too far
  And got run over by a truck
  
  He was so healthy, he was the healthy man
  He ate a lot of greens, he was a yoghurt-fan
  He was so healthy, he was the healthy man
  He ate a lot of beans, but no one gave a damn