AND IF THESE WORDS YOU DO NOT HEED,
YOUR POCKETBOOK JUST KINDA MIGHT RECEDE--
WHEN SOME MAN COMES ALONG, AND CLAIMS 'GODLY NEED'--
HE WILL CLEAN YOU OUT, RIGHT THROUGH YOUR TWEED--"
"THAT'S RIGHT! REMEMBER: THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
KNEELING DOWN AND
BENDING OVER--"
HE'S GOT TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS IN HIS 'HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT'!
(ALL FROM THOSE CHUMPS WHO WAS BORN AGAIN)
OH YEAH, OH YEAH!
HE'S GOT SEVEN LIMOUSINES, AND A PRIVATE PLANE...
(ALL FOR THE USE OF HIS SPECIAL FRIENDS)
OH YEAH, OH YEAH!
HE'S GOT THOUSAND-DOLLAR SUITS, AND A WEMBLEY TIE
(GIRLS LOVE TO STROKE IT WHILE HE'S ON THE PHONE)
OH YEAH, OH YEAH!
AT THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, HE'S A GROOVY GUY...
(WHEN HE GIVES THANKS, HE IS NOT ALONE--)
HE IS DEALIN';
HE IS REALLY DEALIN'
(I.R.S. CAN'T DETERMINE WHERE THE HOOK IS)
IT IS EASY WITH THE BIBLE
TO PRETEND THAT
YOU'RE IN SHOW BIZ
THEY WON'T GET HIM;
THEY WILL NEVER GET HIM
FOR THE NAUGHTY STUFF THAT HE DID
IT IS BEST IN CASES LIKE THIS,
TO PRETEND THAT
YOU ARE STUPID
HE'S GOT PRESIDENTIAL HELP ALL ALONG THE WAY--
(HE SAYS THE GRACE WHILE THE LAWYERS CHEW)
OH YEAH! THEY SURE DO!
AND THE GOVERNORS AGREE TO SAY: "HE'S A LOVELY MAN!"
(HE MAKES IT EASIER FOR THEM TO SCREW)
ALL OF YOU-- YES, THAT'S TRUE!
'CAUSE HE HELPS PUT 'THE FEAR OF GOD' IN THE 'COMMON MAN'
(SNATCHIN' UP MONEY EVERYWHERE HE CAN)
OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
HE'S GOT TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS IN HIS 'HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT'
YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN', PEOPLE
YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN', PEOPLE
YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN', PEOPLE
THANK THE MAN?
OH YEAH--
"AND AS WE END ANOTHER BROADCAST DAY, LET ME SAY:
'YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN', 'N HE'S GOT IT ALL,
'N YOUR MISERABLE SELF IS AGAINST THE WALL!
THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE NOT TRIED
IS 'THE SPORT OF CHUMPS' (THAT'S SUICIDE)--"