BEAUTY KNOWS NO PAIN,
  SO WHAT YOU CRYIN' ABOUT,
  GIRL?
  
  BEAUTY KNOWS NO PAIN,
  SO WHAT YOU CRYIN' ABOUT,
  GIRL?
  
  BEAUTY KNOWS NO
  BEAUTY KNOWS NO
  BEAUTY KNOWS NO
  
  EVEN IF YER PLAIN,
  YOU COULD BE TRYIN' IT OUT,
  GIRL!
  
  EVEN IF YER PLAIN,
  YOU COULD BE TRYIN' IT OUT,
  GIRL!
  
  BEAUTY IS NO
  BEAUTY IS NO
  BEAUTY IS NO
  
  "BEAUTY IS A BIKINI WAX
  'N WAITIN' FOR YER NAILS TO DRY!
  BEAUTY IS A COLORED PENCIL,
  SCRIBBLED ALL AROUND YER EYE!
  BEAUTY IS A PAIR OF SHOES
  THAT MAKES YOU WANNA DIE!"
  
  BEAUTY IS A
  BEAUTY IS A
  BEAUTY IS A LIE!
  
  BUT YOU DON'T CARE
  IF IT'S A LIE,
  'CAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A "BEAUTIFUL GUY"!
  
  YOUR HEAD IS NORTH!
  YOUR FEET IS SOUTH,
  (AND YOU SAVE THE REST FOR
  CHARLIE'S MOUTH--)
  
  YOUR HEAD IS NORTH!
  YOUR FEET IS SOUTH,
  (AND YOU SAVE THE REST FOR
  CHARLIE'S ENORMOUS MOUTH!)