Always had a roof above me
  Always paid the rent
  but I've never set foot inside a tent
  Can't build a fire to save my life
  I lied about being the outdoor type
  
  i've never slept out underneath the stars,
  the closest that i came to that was one time my car
  broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night
  i lied about being the outdoor type.
  
  Too scared to let you know you knew what you were looking for
  I lied until I fit the bill god bless the great indoors
  I lied about being the outdoor type
  I've never owned a sleeping bag let alone a mountain bike
  
  i can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend
  what if somethings on tv and its never shown again
  its just as well i'm not invited i'm afraid of heights
  i lied about being the outdoor type
  
  Never learned to swim can't grow a beard or even fight
  I lied about being the outdoor type