Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard, Shorty Shit Stain
  
  Yo, turn the-- drop the, drop the drums
  Yeah, drop the drums
  (I know all the time) Step up to the mic boo
  (It be hard to use a Trojan) Yeah, let me hear you
  (Cause your shit can't breath...)
  
  (Sex is something that everybody needs) I know all the time fellas
  It's hard to use a Trojan
  (Everybody wants, everybody loves) Cause your shit can't breathe
  It's all closed in
  (Sex is something that everybody needs) Put the beat on, put the beat on
  (Everybody wants, everybody loves)
  
  Chorus: Shorty Shit Stain
  
  Sex is something that everybody needs
  Everybody wants, everybody loves
  
  (repeat 2X) - If you want it baby
  if you want it babe
  better use a Trojan!
  
  Verse One:
  
  I know all the time fellas, be hard to use a Trojan
  Cause your shit can't breathe, it feels all closed in
  You wanna slip itoff, ohh baby I like it raw
  But why i wanna hurt myself for?
  I was walking down my block, say my block Munroe
  Said peace to this girl, girl said hello
  Well hell is low, and the lowest you can go
  Is thirty-two degrees, below zero
  So I started to rain on this young bitch brain
  Causin her a great relief of physical pain
  She said, "Tit for tat, step off da bra strap.
  No diamonds, no gold, I can never get a rap."
  I said, "So what?", as I grabbed herbutt
  Bitch smiled for a while but her mouth kept shut
  Bitch eighteen years old, just birthed a child
  Young in the brain though her thoughts are wild
  On welfare, but she don't care
  She says, "FTF is always there."
  FTF means face-to-face
  Main, headquarters of your local place
  Where, you collect your monthly pay
  To support bad habits youse abuse everyday
  There hasnever been a girl in my entire life
  My girl, my next, ex or my wife
  And never been one who tried to disrespect
  I'm speakin bout the member of the opposite sex!
  There's somethin that I gotta let out
  But I don't want to be known as Ralph the Blabbermouth
  Quiet as kept, she thought I was soft
  But all I wanted to do, is knock her boots off
  Just from obtaining the common sense
  You can tell that the girl seemin rather quite dense
  Other than dense she played slightly bold
  But from the statement I made she could not uphold herself
  She broke down, and she started to cry she said
  "Oh! I don't believe this guy!"
  What what you gonna do?
  May I diss her? Yes you may
  That girl's a slut, with a hole in her butt
  Who used to be a meaty-bone puppy child little mutt
  Came to my house smellin like trout
  I said, "Doggie doggie doggie, get out!!"
  She did my dick, I mean she bit bad vicious
  Dirt Megirt, deep dark and delicious
  She's a doo-doo BUH
  Alcoholic NUH
  and her ass is tighter
  than a pair of vice GRIPS
  Speaking of a TUH
  I won't kiss, because they don't give milk
  Them shit, kick, see uh
  Let me tell you about the rash from the neck
  it's enough to put the ring around the collar in check
  She's nothin but a BUH
  otherknown as a WUH
  with an irritating ITCH
  from trying to SWITCH
  Strung out ass, foggin up glass
  Tell all the NUH that the pussy first class
  Smoke a bag of hash with the money she stash
  But she had to play the corner just to make that cash
  Pulled down her panties and scratched that rash
  Then rubbed it with that a pimp had slashed
  Tryied to get saved at the Tabernacle Prayer
  But the only thing holy was her shitty underwear
  I will change a style, always I will fix
  But you can not teach an old bag...
  
  Outro:
  
  Yo I ain't got to say no more Son
  Yo word to God man
  Only thing I'm saying man, is use a Trojan
  KnowhatI'Msayin? Fore real man
  Cause it's on man
  YouknowhatI'msayin? I had to learn that...